This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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