I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I am mentally ready for anal.
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