did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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