I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
youre lurking in front of me
Pants 0. Shit 1.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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