i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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