Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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