i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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