At least make sure they are 18
Why
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
splinters make it hard to masturbate
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
