he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
So vagazzling was a success
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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