Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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