I'm so fucking centered right now
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
They have beer where we have blood.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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