maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Randomize
