got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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