jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
