Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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