how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Come see our sink grown plant.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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