Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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