I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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