She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Bring me that man meat
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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