doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize
