Hey man sorry I got all grabby
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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