is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It's shark week go big or go home
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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