Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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