it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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