If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She said her name was "party"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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