My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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