so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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