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Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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