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(734): View more from Michigan

Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.

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(510): View more from California

I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.

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(702): View more from Nevada

She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew

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(912): View more from Georgia

His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.

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(419): View more from Ohio

currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me

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(928): View more from Arizona

I need a burrito and a hug.

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(406): View more from Montana

I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?

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(419): View more from Ohio

I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.

(1-419): View more from Ohio

Please do.

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