so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Boobs are out for the taking
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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