He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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