just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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