I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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