I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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