great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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