you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
