How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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