I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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