Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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