I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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