Whod you bang
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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