my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize
