pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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