so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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