stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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