One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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