He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Sober January is a disaster.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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