Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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