so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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