Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Randomize
