I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
do herpes really smell.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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