her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Shitshow foam night was such a success
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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