Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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